Are We Nearly There Yet
‘Are we nearly there yet?’

‘Are we nearly there yet?’
‘Great, innit, being a sporting superpower?’
‘Theme? Sure we got a theme. It’s beer.’
‘When I suggested you write your dream bucket list, I hoped it would be a lot of foreign travel.’
‘Kids blow up very early these days.’
‘I wonder if the same technology could be used for the Labour party?’
‘And then I met a dyslexic tattooist.’
‘Fair’s fair – they get the minimum wage, we get the max.’
‘That’s all the sport for now — time to catch up on the news.’
‘I wanted to climb up the spout but the Labour party’s up there.’
‘I guess, when this was built, that was gender-specific enough.’
‘How much web traffic do you generate?’
‘I thought I’d left home with my fold-up bike.’
‘Darling, I was busy running the country. No, honestly, it’s true. Please believe me and unlock the door…’
‘I’ve invented the product recall.’
Britain’s most decorated Olympians
‘Sorry about the plates — we’re right out of wood and slate.’