Normally Id Ask You To Do The Honours Mr Cameron But In View Of The Circumstances
‘Normally I’d ask you to do the honours, Mr Cameron. But in view of the circumstances…’
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Thursday
Its A Lovely Sunny Day I Just Fancied A Pimms For A Change All Right
‘It’s a lovely sunny day. I just fancied a Pimm’s for a change, all right?’
Party 8
Ill Sue
‘I’ll sue!’
Half An Hour To Read The Blurb And Five Minutes To See The Exhibition
‘Half an hour to read the blurb and five minutes to see the exhibition.’
Thursday
Weve Just Been On A Staycation We Spent The Whole Week Stranded At Dover
‘We’ve just been on a staycation — we spent the whole week stranded at Dover.’
I See You Have A Healthy Bank Balance Youll Understand Thats Not Something We Can Tolerate Indefinitely
‘I see you have a healthy bank balance. You’ll understand that’s not something we can tolerate indefinitely.’
Train 7
Ok Here It Is Brexit Apparently It Means Brexit
‘OK, here it is, “Brexit” … Apparently it means “Brexit”…’
Youre Not Getting Enough Sunshine
‘You’re not getting enough sunshine.’
Remind Me Does The Selfie Stick Go Round To The Left Or Right
‘Remind me —does the selfie stick go round to the left or right?’
Theres Another One Of Roger Going Online To Find The Cheapest Deals
‘There’s another one of Roger going online to find the cheapest deals.’
Cage
And They All Lived Happily Ever After End Of
‘And they all lived happily ever after. End of.’
So Were All Agreed Consensus Politics Is Over
‘So we’re all agreed — consensus politics is over.’
Giacometti
Thursday
Now If You Could Walk Along The Line The Suspects Will Each Wolf Whistle At You
‘Now if you could walk along the line, the suspects will each wolf-whistle at you.’
Oh No Pokemon Go Is Down Now Ive Got Nothing To Look At
‘Oh no, Pokémon Go is down. Now I’ve got nothing to look at.’