Downing St

The chicken that helps other people cross the road.
‘There’s been a change of plan. We’re going to need two venues…’
‘Come on, kids! Who wants to play with Grandad?’
‘All that screaming and bawling. How’s the baby going to put up with it?’
‘Forget the coup — they don’t work.’
‘Phone charging, iPad charging, razor charging, screwdriver charging, car battery...’
‘While you were in the kitchen, Theresa May resigned over a sex tape and I was asked to form a government.’
‘What a performer — he’s stilts on stilts!’
‘The note says, “Support the newer, kinder style of politics or suffer the consequences”.’
‘She won’t be a minute — she’s just sending a hext message.’
‘Have you seen the price of replacement ink cartridges?’
‘Can you stop rustling that newspaper? This is the quiet carriage.’
‘I’m receiving a text... is there a Milly here... someone called Joe wants to contact you...’
‘Hello — vape-crisis centre?’
‘I can’t find the chapter on WMDs.’
‘It’d be really useful to still have some journalists right now.’