Tory Leader Labour Leader England Manager
‘Tory leader? Labour leader? England manager?’
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Thursday
What Do You Mean Theres No Going Back
‘What do you mean, there’s no going back?’
Youll Have To Excuse Malcolm He Was Brought Up By Anteaters
‘You’ll have to excuse Malcolm — he was brought up by anteaters.’
Dinner 3
Quick His Mobile Phone Battery Has Run Out
‘Quick — his mobile phone battery has run out.’
My New Rich Boyfriend Is Dropping The Kids Off At School
‘My new rich boyfriend is dropping the kids off at school.’
No More Think Of The Obese Millions
‘No more! Think of the obese millions!’
Glastonbury
He Crossed The Road To Get To The Other Side He Got To The Other Side All Right
‘He crossed the road to get to the other side.He got to the other side all right.’
Were Not Playing Games Here Margaret Whats The Secret Of Your Light Fluffy Sponge
‘We’re not playing games here, Margaret — what’s the secret of your light, fluffy sponge?’
Im Not Racist But
‘I’m not racist, but…’
You Didnt Lose Because You Didnt Get Your Message Across You Lost Because You Did Get Your Message Across
‘You didn’t lose because you didn’t get your message across, you lost because you did get your message across.’
Thats Outrageous He Hasnt Banned Women
‘That’s outrageous! He hasn’t banned women!’
Im Going To Turn This House Into A Barn
‘I’m going to turn this house into a barn.’
I Dont Normally Manage To Go This Far On A First Date
‘I don’t normally manage to go this far on a first date.’
Thursday
I Do But I Have To Say I Was Undecided Right Up Until The Last Moment
‘I do — but I have to say, I was undecided right up until the last moment!’
It Aint Over Till The Thin Lady Sings
‘It ain’t over till the thin lady sings.’
The Paella Photographs Really Well
‘The paella photographs really well.’
