Books Have You Tried The Charity Shop
‘Books? Have you tried the charity shop?’

‘Books? Have you tried the charity shop?’
‘I want to be run by my parents, not some unelected head!’
‘And over here in the corner is what we refer to as “The Devil’s Rejects”.’
‘You’ve missed out all the LGBT stuff.’
‘You’ll have to speak up — I’m hard of hearing.’
‘It’s terrible — we’re living on the organic sourdough breadline.’
‘We need to address the heffalump in the room.’
‘Your bloody dog is worrying my sheep!’
‘Better late than never.’
‘This is so romantic… just you, me and our phones.’
Trans spotting
‘Bat, helmet, pads… can we turn over and watch the cricket?’