Im Sorry If I Said Anything Inappropriate I Thought I Was Online
‘I’m sorry if I said anything inappropriate — I thought I was online.’

‘I’m sorry if I said anything inappropriate — I thought I was online.’
Alice in — or out — of Wonderland
‘Fancy a tumultuous relationship?’
‘Tinnitus, you say?’
‘And if you listen carefully you can hear another boat carrying migrants…’
‘You’ve got low fat spread.’
‘Your shirt-pulling is preventing me diving.’
‘I knew I shouldn’t have shared a platform with you.’
‘I see my dad as a roly-poly model.’
‘Is your partner responsibly sourced?’
‘It’s from Reader’s Digest — I may already have been awarded the Victoria Cross!’
‘I suffer from Attention Deficit Dis...order me a cappuccino’
‘OK, I’ll swing by.’
‘It’s high time he made way for a younger teddy bear.’