Todays Guest Dog Is Someone Whos Had Lots Of Experience In Tackling And Apprehending Assailants
‘Today’s guest dog is someone who’s had lots of experience in tackling and apprehending assailants.’
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Thursday
Its Probably Trying To Discoverwhich Planet Our Politicians Live On
‘It’s probably trying to discover which planet our politicians live on.’
And Heres The Company Car We Promised
‘And here’s the company car we promised.’
Mirrors
Thursday
Me Too I Remained In Bed
‘Me too! I Remained in bed.’
Tory Leader Labour Leader England Manager
‘Tory leader? Labour leader? England manager?’
What Do You Mean Theres No Going Back
‘What do you mean, there’s no going back?’
Youll Have To Excuse Malcolm He Was Brought Up By Anteaters
‘You’ll have to excuse Malcolm — he was brought up by anteaters.’
Tennis 4
Quick His Mobile Phone Battery Has Run Out
‘Quick — his mobile phone battery has run out.’
My New Rich Boyfriend Is Dropping The Kids Off At School
‘My new rich boyfriend is dropping the kids off at school.’
No More Think Of The Obese Millions
‘No more! Think of the obese millions!’
Glastonbury
He Crossed The Road To Get To The Other Side He Got To The Other Side All Right
‘He crossed the road to get to the other side.He got to the other side all right.’
Were Not Playing Games Here Margaret Whats The Secret Of Your Light Fluffy Sponge
‘We’re not playing games here, Margaret — what’s the secret of your light, fluffy sponge?’
Im Not Racist But
‘I’m not racist, but…’
You Didnt Lose Because You Didnt Get Your Message Across You Lost Because You Did Get Your Message Across
‘You didn’t lose because you didn’t get your message across, you lost because you did get your message across.’
Thats Outrageous He Hasnt Banned Women
‘That’s outrageous! He hasn’t banned women!’
Im Going To Turn This House Into A Barn
‘I’m going to turn this house into a barn.’