Twist

‘It’s terrible — we’re living on the organic sourdough breadline.’
‘We need to address the heffalump in the room.’
‘Your bloody dog is worrying my sheep!’
‘Better late than never.’
‘This is so romantic… just you, me and our phones.’
Trans spotting
‘Bat, helmet, pads… can we turn over and watch the cricket?’
‘I’m sorry if I said anything inappropriate — I thought I was online.’
Alice in — or out — of Wonderland
‘Fancy a tumultuous relationship?’
‘Tinnitus, you say?’
‘And if you listen carefully you can hear another boat carrying migrants…’