I Dont Normally Manage To Go This Far On A First Date
‘I don’t normally manage to go this far on a first date.’

‘I don’t normally manage to go this far on a first date.’
‘I do — but I have to say, I was undecided right up until the last moment!’
‘It ain’t over till the thin lady sings.’
‘The paella photographs really well.’
‘Books? Have you tried the charity shop?’
‘I want to be run by my parents, not some unelected head!’
‘And over here in the corner is what we refer to as “The Devil’s Rejects”.’
‘You’ve missed out all the LGBT stuff.’
‘You’ll have to speak up — I’m hard of hearing.’
‘Oh, hi, yeah, I’m good.’
‘It’s terrible — we’re living on the organic sourdough breadline.’
‘We need to address the heffalump in the room.’