Youve Got Low Fat Spread
‘You’ve got low fat spread.’
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Thursday
Your Shirt Pulling Is Preventing Me Diving
‘Your shirt-pulling is preventing me diving.’
Prophet
I Knew I Shouldnt Have Shared A Platform With You
‘I knew I shouldn’t have shared a platform with you.’
I See My Dad As A Roly Poly Model
‘I see my dad as a roly-poly model.’
Trump 3
Is Your Partner Responsibly Sourced
‘Is your partner responsibly sourced?’
Its From Readers Digest I May Already Have Been Awarded The Victoria Cross
‘It’s from Reader’s Digest — I may already have been awarded the Victoria Cross!’
Boxing 2
I Suffer From Attention Deficit Dis Order Me A Cappuccino
‘I suffer from Attention Deficit Dis...order me a cappuccino’
Thursday
Ok Ill Swing By
‘OK, I’ll swing by.’
Its High Time He Made Way For A Younger Teddy Bear
‘It’s high time he made way for a younger teddy bear.’
Alcatraz
Parliament 2
Ive Discovered The Source Of That Awful Noise
‘I’ve discovered the source of that awful noise.’
Im Just Working On My Core
‘I’m just working on my core.’
Enterprise
Well Done Graham Youve Been Chosen As This Months Cost Cutting Exercise
‘Well done, Graham — you’ve been chosen as this month’s cost-cutting exercise.’
All My Begging Is Recorded For Training Purposes
‘All my begging is recorded for training purposes.’
If You Think This Is Bad Wait Until You Hit The Bank Holiday Traffic On The M20
‘If you think this is bad, wait until you hit the bank holiday traffic on the M20!’