One Day Ill Be Rich And Famous And Someone Will Do My Texting For Me
‘One day I’ll be rich and famous and someone will do my texting for me.’

‘One day I’ll be rich and famous and someone will do my texting for me.’
‘Watch out for that guy — he looks like a player.’
‘Ahh… now I can taste the wool of bat.’
The Queen at 90
‘We want him to be famous, so we took out an injunction so he can’t be named.’
‘This is a safe space in which to be politically incorrect.’
‘I do wish Robin wouldn’t text me when he’s drunk.’
‘No one left and no one came — I blame the fare rises.’
‘So, how did you manage to get a box at the anti-corruption conference?’
‘I think the dog wants to go out.’
‘Emily’s boyfriend is old-fashioned. He sends her pictures of his face.’
Claude Monet could see things in ponds no other artist could see
‘We’re going to have to recruit some right-wing luvvies.’