One Day Ill Be Rich And Famous And Someone Will Do My Texting For Me
‘One day I’ll be rich and famous and someone will do my texting for me.’
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Thursday
Legacy: Watch Out For That Guy He Looks Like A Player 1
‘Watch out for that guy — he looks like a player.’
Ahh Now I Can Taste The Wool Of Bat
‘Ahh… now I can taste the wool of bat.’
The Queen At 90
The Queen at 90
We Want Him To Be Famous So We Took Out An Injunction So He Cant Be Named
‘We want him to be famous, so we took out an injunction so he can’t be named.’
This Is A Safe Space In Which To Be Politically Incorrect
‘This is a safe space in which to be politically incorrect.’
Bank 9
Library 7
Thursday
I Do Wish Robin Wouldnt Text Me When Hes Drunk
‘I do wish Robin wouldn’t text me when he’s drunk.’
No One Left And No One Came I Blame The Fare Rises
‘No one left and no one came — I blame the fare rises.’
So How Did You Manage To Get A Box At The Anti Corruption Conference
‘So, how did you manage to get a box at the anti-corruption conference?’
I Think The Dog Wants To Go Out
‘I think the dog wants to go out.’
Carpet 2
Emilys Boyfriend Is Old Fashioned He Sends Her Pictures Of His Face
‘Emily’s boyfriend is old-fashioned. He sends her pictures of his face.’
Radio 2
Claude Monet Could See Things In Ponds No Other Artist Could See
Claude Monet could see things in ponds no other artist could see
Were Going To Have To Recruit Some Right Wing Luvvies
‘We’re going to have to recruit some right-wing luvvies.’
