He Was Stabbed Trying To Turn Off The Archers
‘He was stabbed trying to turn off The Archers.’
‘He was stabbed trying to turn off The Archers.’
‘If that’s an EU pollster, tell them I’m “out”.’
‘That is not a “soggy bottom”. That is a “derrière humide”.’
‘I remember when all this was mud.’
‘We’re same-sex but we thought we could adopt.’
‘It’s now more mature than the people using it.’
‘I’m Roger the replacement bus service.’
‘Screw your porch lantern – I’m headed for the big city lights!’
‘This is where people have to go if they forget to upgrade their Kindles.’
‘If Victoria Pendleton can take up horse-racing…’
‘Can’t we watch the internet like other families?’
‘OMG, we’ve been no-platformed.’
‘I wanna be a stand-up when I get older.’
‘I’m not a happy bunny.’