Ive Called Him Brexit So That Everyones Afraid Of Him
‘I’ve called him “Brexit” so that everyone’s afraid of him.’
‘I’ve called him “Brexit” so that everyone’s afraid of him.’
‘I’ve got obituary writers’ cramp!’
Trump comeback
‘Sorry, we’re going to have to lose the corgis.’
‘Know what I miss? The endless blazing rows over who drinks and who drives.’
‘They’re changing the rules.’
‘Have you seen the McMuffin Man, the McMuffin Man...’
‘I’m happy to announce the £3, I gave you last week.
‘The cake!’
‘Hmm… it’s OK. Do you have one in uranium?’
‘Careful, Darling —it’s high in salt.’
‘This isn’t romantic at all.’
‘There’s work to be done. Don’t stand there staring into space.’
‘Read me your tax return.’