Letter From The Headmaster Were Changing From A Failing School To A Failing Academy
‘Letter from the headmaster — we’re changing from a failing school to a failing academy.’
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Wednesday
Its A Tough Time To Be Millennial
‘It’s a tough time to be millennial.’
Were Not Racist But Not Somewhere Where Immigrants Are Landing On The Beach Please
‘We’re not racist — but not somewhere where immigrants are landing on the beach, please.’
Seventy Years Of Peace No War Of Course Im Anti Europe
‘Seventy years of peace, no war? Of course I’m anti-Europe.’
Its Not Called The Biography Section Any More Sir
‘It’s not called the biography section any more, sir.’
The Butcher Whos Now An Estate Agent The Baker Now A Charity Shop The Candlestick Maker Ditto
‘...the butcher (who’s now an estate agent), the baker (now a charity shop), the candlestick-maker (ditto)...’
Im A Mermaid Youre A Sailor Of Course Were Gender Fluid
‘I’m a mermaid, you’re a sailor — of course we’re gender fluid.’
Thursday
He Has Levels Of Debt That We Can Only Dream Of
‘He has levels of debt that we can only dream of.’
Evans 8
Lets Run Away To Gretna Green And Go Shopping
‘Let’s run away to Gretna Green and go shopping.’
Of All The Nerve A Quarter To Eight And Still In Her Pyjamas
‘Of all the nerve! A quarter to eight and still in her pyjamas.’
Its Easter Bank Holiday Island
‘It’s Easter Bank Holiday Island.’
I Dont Care What Others Say I Really Like Your Childlike Quality
‘I don’t care what others say — I really like your childlike quality.’
Its A Beautiful Day Hes Playing In The Garden
‘It’s a beautiful day — he’s playing in the garden.’
