Messy
Messy divorce lawyer
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Thursday
Millions
‘She has millions of views but no opinions.’
You Save It Im Off To Australia
‘You save it. I’m off to Australia.’
Sorry Im Saving Myself For The Right Pope
‘Sorry — I’m saving myself for the right Pope.’
Its Not Me Hes The One Thats Obsessed With Breasts
‘It’s not me! He’s the one that’s obsessed with breasts!’
Doll
This Is The Youth Section
‘This is the youth section.’
They Say That 70 Is The New 50
‘They say that 70 is the new 50.’
Nice Drumsticks
‘Nice drumsticks!’
Careful Those Books Arent Balanced
‘Careful — those books aren’t balanced!
Thursday
Letter
‘How lovely! The surgery have invited us for blood tests on the 10th.’
Jump
‘Break a leg!’
Monsters
‘The ones that are a wonky shape are just as tasty!’
Funeral 3
‘Firstly, thank you for coming and a special thanks to the Skype mourners.’
Corbyn 2
‘I think you’ll agree the box is just as effective without chocolates.’
Tunnel 12
Profile
‘To be honest, she’s a bit young for me. She looked older in her online profile.’
Weapon
‘Sarge, looks like we’ve recovered the murder weapon.’
Wine 4
‘It stopped breathing so I was giving it the kiss of life.’
Veil
‘I’m not happy about the veil.’