Facebook 5
‘I’ve been un-auld acquaintanced on Facebook.’
‘I’ve been un-auld acquaintanced on Facebook.’
‘If you’re trying to give up, the secret is to make it difficult to have a drink.’
‘No more Mr Nice Guy.’
‘I’m an Olympic year.’
‘Isn’t it nice to all sit round the television as a family?’
‘It’s to compensate for his tiny carrot.’
‘You look really stupid with it on back to front.’
‘We decided not to name him in order to protect his identity.’
‘I know it’s really silly, but it makes people laugh.’
‘For Christmas I’d like the Chilcot report.’
‘Merry Christmas from Jeremy Corbyn, leader of the opposition — at the time of posting.’
‘Now let’s see who’s been naughty and nice.’
‘Looks like following a westward-leading star isn’t going to be as simple as we thought.’
Picasso asks his models to put the decorations up
‘Sugar tax, fatso — you pay me.’
‘They’re from your Twitter followers.’
‘What am I doing here? Why, this is the North Pole!’