Etiquette
‘What’s a pen?’
More cartoons
Thursday
Panda 3
‘I hope President Xi raises the issue of why we’ve been imprisoned here for so long.’
Newtoon
‘I wish you wouldn’t hitch your skirts up like that, Fiona, it makes you look like a right slag.’
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Violent
‘Simon is becoming so violent during sex that I’m worried he may break the computer.’
News 4
‘Millions of people from all over the world got on terribly well with each other again today…’
Tray
‘What’s this Eurocentric crap doing on my desk?’
Thursday
Hipster
'Let’s go somewhere else — this place has turned into a hipster hangout.'
Party 3
'Sigh. One of these days we'll come home to find they've had a wild party.'
Party 4
‘Please like me and share me.’
Queen 3
Witch 5
‘I won’t believe you’re innocent until you’ve been accused by Tom Watson.’
Parrot
'You'd better go, he'll be home soon ... you’d better...'
Bears 4
'Oh, just the usual Nordic noir: a seemingly run-of-the-mill porridge theft leads to the discovery of a serial killing, people trafficking, drug dealing, paedophile conspiracy.'
Looks Familiar
'Looks familiar — was he on "I'm a Celebrity", "Big Brother" or "Strictly"?'
Mother 3
'It's another of those extremely obscene and threatening phone calls. Do something — she’s your mother.'
Waterstones
‘We decided to focus on coffee.’
Pollock 2
Gun Store
Roadshow
'How much did you pay for it?'
