Tangled
‘Do you have planning permission for that extension?’
More cartoons
Thursday
Thatcher
‘Buy anything at the Thatcher memorabilia auction?’
Report 2
Silent 2
Board
‘Gentlemen, I propose one of us has a sex change.’
Trainers
‘What do you mean you want them for sport?’
Gp 2
‘Bad news, I’m afraid… you’re a junior doctor.’
Steak
‘So how rare do you want your cancer?’
Geoff
‘This is Geoff. He’s a bit of an unreconstructed old lefty.’
Wednesday
Laptop
‘Call me old-fashioned, but I insist on the family sitting down at the table together via Skype.’
Thursday
Dinner 2
‘Do you remember how happy we were in the early days, before we met…?’
Witch 6
Party 5
‘I’m a cyber-philanthropist — I hack into people’s accounts and clear their overdrafts.’
Cowboys 2
‘Well, if you ain’t cheatin’, then where’s Mrs Bun the Baker’s Wife?’
Auerbach
‘And this is a picture of my sweetheart by Frank Auerbach.’
Food 8
‘I’m drinking to forget I’m not supposed to eat sausages.’
Tramps 6
‘White or rosé?’
