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Thursday
Baby 7
‘And this little piggy went — actually, you don’t want to know.’
Che
Rooftop
Tea Ceremony
‘Hurry up, woman — the rugby’s on in five minutes!’
Shops
Freak
‘Control freak.’
Food 6
‘Is everything OK? You haven’t photographed your food.’
Rough
‘I’m afraid Doreen and Frank are going through a bit of a rough patch at the moment.’
Treated
‘Tim treated me like a little girl, so I shopped him to the police straight away.’
Red Wine
‘Martin’s mindfulness classes have taught him to be aware of what’s going on in his body.’
Thursday
Toast
‘His passion for toast knew no bounds.’
Labour 5
‘How about 1985? That was a nice year.’
Drinks 2
‘We’ve got some Syrian refugees. It’s OK, they’re middle-class.’
Clash
‘Guy, guys — don’t you think your T-shirts clash?’
Cats 4
‘You know there’s cats in Africa...’
Palm
‘You can cross my palm with any of the major credit cards.’
Hearing Aid
Mammoth
‘Cro Magnon man up!’