Gay
‘I’m gay, and according to my right-wing Christian fundamentalist parents I shouldn’t have got here.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Cashpoint 3
‘There must be a glitch — it gave me some money.’
Selfie 9
‘You’ll ruin your eyesight if you keep playing with your selfie.’
Parents Evening 2
‘You’ll not be going to parents’ evening, I presume.’
Dinos
‘I like the fact they now come in larger sizes.’
Marriage 4
Lesson
‘Thanks for the lesson, Mum, but here’s one I ordered online earlier.’
Drunk 5
‘It’s OK, he’s pissed within government guidelines.’
Guns
Train 5
‘Groping or non-groping?’
Thursday
Netflix
‘Can you remember what we used to do in bed before Netflix?’
Storm
‘It’s those damned low-energy light bulbs.’
Computer 2
Books 4
Estate Agent
‘The area’s very popular with people who write articles about the evils of gentrification.’
Getaway 2
‘Hurry — they’ve got a getaway balloon!’
Spidey
Television 2
‘Geoffrey is Emmerdale intolerant.’
Aquisitions
Thick Book
‘I like to take a really thick book on holiday.’