Pass
‘I love the work you pass off as yours.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Dad 2
‘Dad, Dad — I’m homophobic.’
Owner
‘I don’t get it — my owner can’t get enough of that stuff either.’
God 5
‘God wears a Rolex!’
Dogs 9
‘I can understand why Speaker Bercow doesn’t like walking — he’s only got little legs’
Campaigners
Rain
‘Ne’er cast a clout till July be out….’
Lord 2
Thursday
Rally
‘Mein Gott! Is the Führer really doing a royal wave?’
Sofa 2
‘That’s enough homework — dinner’s ready.’
Carp
Garden 3
Witness Protection
‘To conceal your identity, we’re making you leader of the Liberal Democrat party.’
Lobbying 3
‘As you can see, Graham has been working closely with the food and drinks industry.’
Wall 2
Atm
Noticed
‘Do you think he’s noticed we’re abroad?’
Ears
Exchange
‘They’re going on a school exchange with three girls from London.’
Programmes
‘He spends so much time watching cookery programmes, gardening programmes, home improvement programme — nothing gets done around here!’