Atm
More cartoons
Thursday
Noticed
‘Do you think he’s noticed we’re abroad?’
Ears
Exchange
‘They’re going on a school exchange with three girls from London.’
Programmes
‘He spends so much time watching cookery programmes, gardening programmes, home improvement programme — nothing gets done around here!’
Feeding
Reading
‘Then Julian, Dick, Anne, George and Timmy uploaded the footage of their adventure to YouTube…’
Ashley Madison
‘That’s cheating!’
Thursday
Club 2
‘It’s shocking how the Garrick Club treats women. I think I’ll join.’
Bonsai 2
Shell
‘You are being held in a queue. Please wait and you will be able to hear the sea shortly.’
Witch 4
Dignitas
‘Do you take party bookings?’
Mod 3
‘The new political will to bomb Syria leaves us with a few minor logistical problems.’
Dishwasher
‘I’ve no idea, I’ve never loaded a dishwasher.’
Expansion
Languages
Battery
‘Mine has a terrible battery life.’
Hymn
‘We’re having to compete with the Tesco superstore.’
Ketamin
‘Is there anyone here selling ketamine?’