More cartoons
Thursday
Books 4

Estate Agent
‘The area’s very popular with people who write articles about the evils of gentrification.’

Getaway 2
‘Hurry — they’ve got a getaway balloon!’

Television 2
‘Geoffrey is Emmerdale intolerant.’

Aquisitions

Thick Book
‘I like to take a really thick book on holiday.’
Labour 4

Mcdonalds 2
‘So that’s one Chicken McNuggets, one Egg McMuffin and one Apple McComputer.’
Thursday
Food 5
‘When did we stop getting the yogurt with friendly bacteria?’

Brand
‘Don’t even think about it.’

Crane

Accountant 2
‘Due to some unwise financial investments, you’re no longer a rich bastard, I’m afraid.’

Lemings
‘I’m having second thoughts about our leadership selection process.’

Minotaur

Sonnet

Clear
‘OK, road’s clear ...Go!’
Omg 4
Munch’s ohmigod!