Bouncy 2

‘It’s a bit old-fashioned, but this is Network Rail.’
‘And he went down on bended knee-protector — and proposed.’
‘Actually, I’m not “another bloody migrant”, I was born here.’
‘I don’t know how he is, we haven’t talked since the wraparound telly arrived.’
‘Relationship issues… family issues… sexual issues… financial issues… alcohol issues… personality issues… There! Now you know everyone.’
‘We’ve had such fun paying off our children’s and grandchildren’s debts!’
‘All right, all right. Simon says, “Scalpel.”’
‘Great Scott, Professor Hunt has explained women!’
‘You rang, texted, emailed and face-timed, my Lord?
‘Have you made any nice friends?’
‘Our vicar’s a terrible name dropper.’
‘Dude, this is better than heaven — it’s the Cloud.’