Cave 5
‘You say art. I say graffiti.’

‘You say art. I say graffiti.’
‘I’m upper class, but I’m immensely proud of my upper-middle-class roots.’
‘I blame all those puffs of white smoke.’
‘Here’s our list of things we must pledge never to do again.’
‘Is it because I’m white pretending to be black?’
‘Why couldn’t he hang himself out to dry?’
‘I’ve gone for the countryside look.’
‘Yes, I’ve seen a few changes.’
‘We’ve been on a journey.’
‘My work is selfie-explanatory.’
‘I’ve got to go. I’m needed urgently on Twitter.’
‘So, what have you been up to on your phone?’
‘Wow! I can’t believe we’re meeting the actual tooth fairy.’
‘Do you have one that’s much more feminine?