Dignitas
‘Do you take party bookings?’
More cartoons
Thursday
Mod 3
‘The new political will to bomb Syria leaves us with a few minor logistical problems.’
Dishwasher
‘I’ve no idea, I’ve never loaded a dishwasher.’
Expansion
Battery
‘Mine has a terrible battery life.’
Hymn
‘We’re having to compete with the Tesco superstore.’
Ketamin
‘Is there anyone here selling ketamine?’
Thursday
Doctor 3
‘According to the tests, your cholesterol level is way off the scale.’
Betting
Door Sign
Couple 3
‘I’m initiating Wifexit.’
Myth
Greek myths revisited: Atlas holds up the world
Hepworth
‘She punched a hole when anyone compared her to Henry Moore.’
Begging 4
‘There, does that help?’