Lion 4
‘We’ve come out of the closet.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Dinner Party
‘Oh dear, didn’t you bring your phone…?’
Wake 2
‘You’re supposed to be horrified to see me, not ask for a selfie.’
Nosejob
‘Isn’t it time you went out and got yourself a proper nose job?’
Thursday
Sea Side
‘No, you can’t text on it.’
Cricket Ground
‘He’ll never get in the England team playing like that.’
Downing Street
Blanket
‘He’s a shy pollster.’
Mcdonalds
‘To go?’
Cheaper
‘What our company needs, Jenson, is more women — they’re so much cheaper.’
Murder
3D 2
‘...not so impressive now we’ve got 3D printer technology.’
Health And Safety
‘It’s health and safety gone mad.’
Pond 2
‘Crested, yes, and he’s definitely a newt. But great?’
Room
‘I should have seen the warning signs that she was going to leave me.’
Jobcentre 2
‘I’m afraid you made yourself deliberately unelectable.’
Wealth
‘Technically speaking, you’ll be creating my wealth.’