More cartoons
Thursday
Spoilt
‘No, it’s neck and neck. These are the spoilt ballots.’
Sorry
‘Couldn’t you just have said, “Sorry, mate, was that your pint? Here, let me get you another one.”?’
Selfie 7
‘Your trouble is you’re too selfie-centred.’
Sub
‘You’re right, I do feel subeditors are outdated. How did you know?’
Election 3
Monkey
‘I’ll write an Iraq report before Sir John Chilcot.’
Thursday
Bgt
‘Is Ed Miliband actually talking or is it Nicola Sturgeon doing his voice?’
Bo Peep
‘Apparently she used to be a city tour guide.’
Krill
Tv 7
‘I can’t stand Labour party electioneering. What’s on ITV?’
Magnet
Fridge magnet
Romance
Proposals
‘Oh, Malcolm — is this a raft of proposals?’
Lib Dem
Hello 2
Addicted
‘We’re worried he may be addicted to online porn.’
Death Threat
‘We must remember to send the Johnsons a death threat.’
Earthlings
‘Do you ever wonder just what Earthlings look like?’
