More cartoons
Thursday
Proposals
‘Oh, Malcolm — is this a raft of proposals?’

Lib Dem

Hello 2
Addicted
‘We’re worried he may be addicted to online porn.’


Death Threat
‘We must remember to send the Johnsons a death threat.’

Earthlings
‘Do you ever wonder just what Earthlings look like?’
Oil 2
‘You’re right — oil on canvas.’

Smartphones
‘The problems started when we both lost our smartphones and had to talk to each other.’
Thursday
Fake
‘It’s a fake.’

Bus

Cream
‘I’ll have the cream tea – easy on the tea.’

Wok

Green 3
‘We can’t vote for her — she wasn’t locally sourced.’

Dagenham
‘They’re moving the production to the Far East.’

Neptune

Ipad 2
‘They have so much in common.’

Butterfly 3

Scam
‘We’ve come up with the perfect scam to get the voters to trust us.’

Said
‘Is it something I said, tweeted, retweeted, posted on Facebook, blogged, skyped, texted, snapchatted, emailed or facetimed?’