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Thursday
Mccoy 2
‘I say, didn’t you used to be A.P. McCoy?’
Graveyard
‘It’s how my beautiful assistant would have wanted it.’
Thor
‘I preferred him when he just had a hammer.’
Facebook 3
‘The gods are unfriending us on Facebook tonight.’
Dog 7
Spoilt
‘No, it’s neck and neck. These are the spoilt ballots.’
Sorry
‘Couldn’t you just have said, “Sorry, mate, was that your pint? Here, let me get you another one.”?’
Selfie 7
‘Your trouble is you’re too selfie-centred.’
Sub
‘You’re right, I do feel subeditors are outdated. How did you know?’
Election 3
Monkey
‘I’ll write an Iraq report before Sir John Chilcot.’
Thursday
Bgt
‘Is Ed Miliband actually talking or is it Nicola Sturgeon doing his voice?’
Bo Peep
‘Apparently she used to be a city tour guide.’
Krill
Tv 7
‘I can’t stand Labour party electioneering. What’s on ITV?’
Magnet
Fridge magnet
Romance
Proposals
‘Oh, Malcolm — is this a raft of proposals?’