Mob
‘Ooh! Nearly there. You want the Von Dorffs, up the hill to your left.’

‘Ooh! Nearly there. You want the Von Dorffs, up the hill to your left.’
‘Poor granny — technology has completely passed her by.’
Excalibore
‘You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone.’
‘I don’t care if you did misread the sign — this is not a hula-hooping toilet!’
‘I’m old money.’
‘Don’t laugh — they’re running away to Syria.’
‘We really don’t know which way it’s going to go.’
‘Did the ice move for you?’
‘So, did you go on those clinical trials in the end?’
‘They all come over here claiming child benefit.’
Cows that produce long-life milk
‘I’m worried this plain packaging will put people off cocaine.’