Ar
‘It’s been in my possession ever since I mugged the little old lady queuing up with it outside.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Cooks 2
Why, gentlemen, contrary to popular belief…’
Coins 2
‘It’s a horde of Anglo-Saxon coins.’
Thursday
Wall
‘I had a feeling it might be a silly idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.’
Travel Agent
‘Were you looking for sun and relaxation or just killing people?’
3D
‘How are you getting on with your new 3D printer, dear?’
Scottish Backpack
Scottish Highlander backpack
Malmsey
‘He objected to Richard III’s funeral arrangements.’
Easter 3
‘Excuse the mess — we’ve had the decorators in.’
Phone 7
‘You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone.’
Bore 3
Excalibore
Omg 3
‘We wanted them to have contemporary names — this is Omg and Lol.’
Mp 3
‘If we don’t give you any money will you stay away from our doorstep?’
Witch 3
‘I got help to buy from a food bank.’
Mob
‘Ooh! Nearly there. You want the Von Dorffs, up the hill to your left.’
Granny 2
‘Poor granny — technology has completely passed her by.’
Bore 2
Excalibore
