Hashtag
‘So he’s @newborn123456. Does he have a hashtag?’
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Thursday
Calling
‘I’m calling to find out if you got my text about the email I sent regarding the letter I wrote...’
Vicar 8
‘Today’s text comes from…’
Thursday
Stick
Pooh stick
Ceasefire
Isis
‘It’s a lovely day. Surely someone wants to come outside to fight?’
Pirates
‘The coast is clear, Cap’n, I think we’re safe to board her.’
Clowns 3
‘It’s wonderful to see them behaving naturally in the wild rather than being forced to perform in captivity.’
Statin
‘Before I begin, has everyone taken their statin?’
Promises
‘We need to be careful. It could be full of election promises.’
Jet
‘Here comes the private jet.’
Documentary
Lion 3
He used to be rampant. Nowadays he’s just couchant.’
Benefits 3
Multi
‘I don’t know for certain but she could be the god of multitasking.’
Spirit
Before you proceed, Spirit, I must tell you that this conversation may be recorded for training purposes.’
Beard 2
‘Couldn’t you stop growing your beard now, Roger?’
Nightmare
‘Which is your best nightmare?’
Postcode 3
‘Stop! Do not attempt to move him to a different postcode!’
Strut
‘Cut! Can you strut and fret less!’