Phone 7
‘You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone.’
‘You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone.’
Excalibore
‘We wanted them to have contemporary names — this is Omg and Lol.’
‘If we don’t give you any money will you stay away from our doorstep?’
‘I got help to buy from a food bank.’
‘Ooh! Nearly there. You want the Von Dorffs, up the hill to your left.’
‘Poor granny — technology has completely passed her by.’
Excalibore
‘You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone.’
‘I don’t care if you did misread the sign — this is not a hula-hooping toilet!’
‘I’m old money.’
‘Don’t laugh — they’re running away to Syria.’
‘We really don’t know which way it’s going to go.’
‘Did the ice move for you?’