Trials
‘So, did you go on those clinical trials in the end?’

‘So, did you go on those clinical trials in the end?’
‘They all come over here claiming child benefit.’
Cows that produce long-life milk
‘I’m worried this plain packaging will put people off cocaine.’
‘They say we might get more interest from England if we rename it Cyclone Clarkson.’
‘You’ll love this place, it’s a dump.’
‘It’s so unfair! All my friends are going to Syria. You won’t let me do anything!’
‘Obviously, accountants, solicitors, head teachers and other poor people use a different entrance.’
‘You’re suffering from a terrible postcode.’
‘What, another live person? Do you have any computers over there I can speak with?’
‘I don’t think you’re really cut out for a career in politics.’
‘Nick Clegg’s appealing to the floating voter.’
‘So. Neither mine nor yours wants to babysit for ours.’