Bbc 6
‘Could you turn the bias down?’
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Thursday
Thursday
Robots
‘The rise of the machines is more prosaic than I expected.’
Selfie 5
Getaway
‘It’s so wonderful you’re buying me an engagement ring, but why do we need a getaway driver?’
Supermarket 2
Incident
‘Oh my God! There’s some sort of major incident going on around here somewhere.’
Wreckage
‘I love you, darling, but I’m leaving you for another piece of wreckage.’
Doom
‘Social network sites have made it so much easier to lure sailors to their doom.’
News 3
‘They’re called that because historically they had news in them.’
Elephants 2
‘Darling, there’s an elephant in the womb.’
Jihadi Wedding
‘You may now kill the bride.’
Burka 2
Dress 2
‘What colour is this dress?’
Flasher
‘It’s that flasher again — pretend we haven’t noticed him.’
Thursday
List 2
‘What a great list! Have you considered a career in journalism?’
Alive
‘To be honest, usually both members of the couple are alive.’
Fantasy 2
‘Take no notice — he lives in a fantasy world.’
Mobile
‘Excuse Melanie, she’s come out without her mobile.’