Election 2

‘Of course trains are expensive — they’re incredibly rare.’
‘I’ll have a dry martini.’
‘What’s this about my wealth trickling down to poor people?’
‘It’s just me and Badger. The weasel’s gone pop.’
‘Is everything all right, Sir?’
‘Looks as though they’ve been arguing again.’
‘Do make yourself at home.’
‘I just want you to know I think you’re really brave.’
‘Oh my God! Is this socialist champagne?’
‘OK, buddy, I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer.’
‘I like to hang my washing so that the neighbours can read the labels.’
‘I’m sorry, Mrs Bell, but I’m afraid your son just isn’t very smart.’
‘I don’t know which is the real me any more.’