Lion 3
He used to be rampant. Nowadays he’s just couchant.’
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Thursday
Benefits 3
Multi
‘I don’t know for certain but she could be the god of multitasking.’
Spirit
Before you proceed, Spirit, I must tell you that this conversation may be recorded for training purposes.’
Beard 2
‘Couldn’t you stop growing your beard now, Roger?’
Nightmare
‘Which is your best nightmare?’
Postcode 3
‘Stop! Do not attempt to move him to a different postcode!’
Strut
‘Cut! Can you strut and fret less!’
Thursday
Horses 2
‘I expect they’ll turn him into lasagne.’
Snapchat
‘They used to hit each other, now they just Snapchat.’
Glencoe
Fifty Shades
‘It’s so I don’t have to watch Fifty Shades of Grey.’
Fool
‘A word of warning: he doesn’t suffer fools gladly.’
Green 2
Catastrophe
‘Shouldn’t there be a catastrophe in that sentence?’
Banking
Results
‘My results have come back. It’s bad news.’
Bravery
‘...goes to Jack Benson, who, without provocation, turned off his mobile for 24 hours.’
Balls 3
‘Taxi for somebody!’