Tower

‘I thought we’d have a twerky this year.’
‘If a Christmas jumper’s got your name on it, there’s nothing you can do.’
‘How did the Christmas Day football match come to be played in Qatar?’
‘Eurgh — you smell like a chimney.’
‘Nice camouflage pants.’
‘And finally, gentlemen, as a nod towards the environmentalists among you, he’s been entirely locally sourced.’
‘I think he may have been radicalised — look, he’s on Facebook.’
‘I don’t have as much time to beg as I’d like, now I’m working.’
'You're one of thoseeveryday sexists.'