Tattoo 5
‘Just an anchor! That’s all?’
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Thursday
Please
Chase
‘My zebra chase footage got more than 100 likes.’
Thursday
Christmas Ad
‘Is this one of those Christmas ad spectaculars?’
Samaritan
‘Samaritan here — yeah, thanks, I’m good.’
Calendar 4
Yet
‘Are we there yet?’
Picnic 2
‘We must have got the date wrong. This isn’t the teddy bears’ picnic.’
Share
‘We’ll have the tear’n’share gazelle.’
Developing
‘He’s just not developing.’
Fortune
‘That’s the trouble with these muscle cars… cost a fortune to run.’
Domestic
‘I’m sorry to hear about your domestic problems, Hartley, but I can’t allow you to take it home.’
Ordinary
Lactose
‘Teddy’s lactose-intolerant. Do you have any imaginary soya milk?’
Immigration 2
‘Sorry, do you mind if we change the subject? I’m uncomfortable not talking about immigration.’
Bit
‘That’s Mummy and Daddy and Daddy’s bit on the side.’
Bandaid
‘Dear God, is there ever any good news?’
Allen Jones
‘Of course, the Victorians would have covered up the legs.’