Centaur
‘Do I call for an ambulance or a vet?’
More cartoons
Thursday
Emin 2
Dementia 2
‘Now I know I came in here for something…’
Clown 3
‘Oh I see. You must be the class straight man?’
Dog 6
‘Yes technically I’m a working dog. But well, you know, what with the current economy…’
Palmer
Internet 3
‘Just think — they’ve never known a time when they weren’t being told to get off the internet!’
Scythe
‘This is one of the most interesting scythes I’ve ever seen…’
Cannabis 3
‘I found this hidden in your marijuana.’
Thursday
Medusa
‘Medusa made sure the shampoo hadn’t been tested on animals.’
Parents Evening
Computer
That problem with the computer — solved it.’
Relate 4
‘Well isn’t this nice — the whole family sitting down together at Christmas.’
Curse
‘It’s the curse of the pyramids.’
Tinnitus
‘I thought I’d written a new song but it turned out to be tinnitus.’
Dumped
‘Isn’t that a bit cowardly... dumping her by text?’
Newt
‘I’m sorry — I have a newt allergy.’
Punk 2
‘Well, what did you think an ageing punk looked like?’
