Push Harder
‘Push! Push! Push harder!’
More cartoons
Thursday
Big Bank
Easier
‘They’re much easier to get than they used to be.’
Latin Lover
‘You’re not really the Latin lover I was looking for.’
Sniff
Landline
‘I’m not saying he’s old but he still uses a land-line.’
Dinosaur 2
‘Climate change? Not in our lifetime.’
Thursday
Fifa
‘You can’t trust British elections — they’re all about bribery.’
Squirrel Burger
Chilcott
‘That’s your answer to everything, isn’t it? “When they publish the Chilcot report.” ’
Sleaze
‘Good, great, super. Now everybody say, “sleaze”.’
Ppi 2
Pet
‘I love him as a pet — I’m just saying he is rather high-maintenance.’
Bath 4
‘If anyone calls, I’m in the bath.’
Tesco 3
‘Uh oh, looks like their creative accounting has crept into their special offers.’
Taxman
Gone Girl
‘We had a blazing row about Gone Girl, then she just disappeared.’
Cow 3
‘Do you have to do that in public?’