Midwife
More cartoons
Thursday
Penguin 2
‘Well, I think we can rule out bipolar.’
Boots
‘These boots on the ground aren’t much of a threat, are they?’
Seaworld
‘I’m sorry you didn’t enjoy it, sir. We should be more specifi c that it’s not a sight-recovery experience.’
Thursday
Dogs 6
‘It’s a dog eat dog world, fortunately.’
Silicone
Mean
My date was so mean — he took me to a food bank.’
Self
Drink 5
‘May cause drowsiness . . . Do not drive or operate heavy machinery. . . Do not take if you have heart or liver problems. . . If concerned, consult your medical practitioner.’
Great
‘Your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was at the Somme.’
Paternity
‘I’ve told you before, you can’t take paternity leave if your wife’s given birth to another man’s child.’
Costa 2
Tweet 6
Models 3
‘That George Osborne looks like he could do with a good feed.’
Parents 2
‘What son?’
Corgis
Vader
‘You’ve got the wrong guy. I’m Darts Vader.’
