Bucket
‘Right, Form 4B, what’s all this “Ice Bucket Challenge” nonsense?’
More cartoons
Thursday
Block
Writers’ block
Stonehenge 2
‘We made this exciting new find that pre-dates the monument itself!’
Tribe
‘Sorry — thought you were a lost tribe.’
Chewing
‘In the end, we had to put the dog down. I caught him chewing my Manolo Blahniks.’
Investment
‘I hope you’re not reading investment porn again.’
Wild
Distressed
I see you’ve gone for the distressed look.’
Hot
‘I read that snakes like to live in hot environments.’
Toxic
Trans
There are downsides to society’s new supportive attitude to transgender people
Shoe Repairer
‘That’s how shoe repairers mark out their territory.’
Boris 3
Shoe
Scot
‘I’ve come to Westminster to get away from all the politicians.’
Thursday
Booked
‘I reckon you’ve double-booked ’ere, mate.’
Monarch
‘I’m sure your status as Monarch of the Glen won’t be affected.’
But
‘But — and it’s a very big but.’
