Seventies
‘Don’t touch me — this isn’t the Seventies.’
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Rehab
‘Bearing in mind your little boy’s issues with sugary drinks, we recommend you enrol him in the rehab crèche.’
Jack
‘Jack Sprat would eat no fat, his wife would eat no lean, no dairy, no wheat, no soya, no non-organic or GM food, no non-sustainable fish, no...’
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Passages
‘There are a lot of long passages.’
Cats 3
‘Some of us are, quite literally, fat cats.’
Iraq
Witches 4
Sacrifice
‘If you only knew what sacrifices your father is having to make to put you through university.’
Bedtime 2
‘Are you going to be much longer, Daddy? I’m trying to get to sleep.’
Thursday
Bakeoff
‘I only have to watch this programme and I put weight on!’
Surgeon
‘Please, relax — I’m a very qualified surgeon and Mr and Mrs Piggy have yet to make a mistake.’
Butterfly 2
Wear
‘Isn’t it great not having anything to wear?’
