Lines
‘A hundred lines, Miss? But I’ll be out of my tree!’
More cartoons
Thursday
Frenzy
‘They’re in some kind of feeding frenzy.’
Festival
‘I take it this is your first literary festival.’
Thursday
Mice
‘Well, according to Google Images it’s not a catapult.’
Cashpoint
Google 2
Grass
‘Move yourself! The grass needs cutting.’
Barman
‘OK — maybe this’ll help. Right, a horse goes into a bar and the barman says...’
Closed
Assertiveness
‘If I want to go to bloody assertiveness classes, I’ll go, OK?!’
Starbucks 2
‘He loved Starbucks.’
Whinge
‘We’re more of a whinge tank, really…’
Toll
Putin
‘Rain doesn’t bother me — it’s like sanctions off Vladimir Putin’s back.’
Scheduler
‘This is the first world war schedule to end all first world war schedules.’
Fracking 6
‘Strewth, Skippy — the Poms have gone fracking crazy.’
