Mitre
‘It’s a Philip Treacy mitre.’
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Thursday
Inspection
Swimmer
‘If women can be bishops, I want to be a synchronised swimmer.’
Figures
‘In light of these figures, I will be doing the honourable thing and standing on someone.’
Thursday
Honest
‘The radiator leaks, the gearbox is about to go and the suspension is on its last legs’
Cupboard
‘Thank God, you’re just my wife’s lover. I thought you were the Inland Revenue!’
Shelfies
Shelfies
Picasso 2
Cv
‘An impressive CV and confident interview — all rather let down by your inability to adjust your chair.’
Step
‘We had to use the naughty step — she maxed out her credit card again.’
Glasses
‘Now, where did I put my glasses?’
Poverty 2
‘Remind me again how poor we want them to be…’
Intern
‘We have recently changed our intern selection process. Could you now please place the baby rabbit you’re holding on to your heads.’
Bins 2
Tshirts
‘Does sir dress to the left or to the right?’
Pheasants
‘I’ll say this for heather, it’s very moorish.’