Wear
‘Isn’t it great not having anything to wear?’

‘Isn’t it great not having anything to wear?’
‘He’s a prolific media commentator.’
‘A hundred lines, Miss? But I’ll be out of my tree!’
‘They’re in some kind of feeding frenzy.’
‘I take it this is your first literary festival.’
‘Well, according to Google Images it’s not a catapult.’
‘Move yourself! The grass needs cutting.’
‘OK — maybe this’ll help. Right, a horse goes into a bar and the barman says...’
‘If I want to go to bloody assertiveness classes, I’ll go, OK?!’
‘He loved Starbucks.’
‘We’re more of a whinge tank, really…’
‘Rain doesn’t bother me — it’s like sanctions off Vladimir Putin’s back.’