Cow 2

‘Modern audiences don’t just sit and watch — we interact and post live comments.’
‘Not another old episode of Jihad’s Army?!’
‘What an amazing spectacle! Cyclists not on the pavement!’
‘I’ve decided to take your advice and stick to one glass’
‘Well, how else are we supposed to know if it’s the right bed for us?’
‘…and he’s my accountant.’
‘Under the new rules, you’re entitled to nothing for something.’
‘He loves watching Wimbledon.’
‘Such a relief to get away from the office.’
‘Hey, man...Mercedes bends.’
‘Could I borrow some slug pellets, please?’
‘I’ve discovered this absolutely divine little food bank off the high street…’
‘I just worry about the extent of jihadi infiltration.’
‘If only they’d been phone-hacked.’
‘Too much cloak, not enough dagger.’
‘It’s time I came clean, Red Riding Hood.I’m not really your grandmother.’