Poverty 2
‘Remind me again how poor we want them to be…’
More cartoons
Thursday
Intern
‘We have recently changed our intern selection process. Could you now please place the baby rabbit you’re holding on to your heads.’
Bins 2
Tshirts
‘Does sir dress to the left or to the right?’
Pheasants
‘I’ll say this for heather, it’s very moorish.’
Cow 2
Globe
‘Modern audiences don’t just sit and watch — we interact and post live comments.’
Tv 6
‘Not another old episode of Jihad’s Army?!’
Tour
‘What an amazing spectacle! Cyclists not on the pavement!’
Thursday
Glass
‘I’ve decided to take your advice and stick to one glass’
Bed 3
‘Well, how else are we supposed to know if it’s the right bed for us?’
Accountant
‘…and he’s my accountant.’
Jobcentre
‘Under the new rules, you’re entitled to nothing for something.’
Wimbledon 2
‘He loves watching Wimbledon.’
Away 2
‘Such a relief to get away from the office.’
Mercedes
‘Hey, man...Mercedes bends.’
Pellets
‘Could I borrow some slug pellets, please?’
