Divine
‘I’ve discovered this absolutely divine little food bank off the high street…’

‘I’ve discovered this absolutely divine little food bank off the high street…’
‘I just worry about the extent of jihadi infiltration.’
‘If only they’d been phone-hacked.’
‘Too much cloak, not enough dagger.’
‘It’s time I came clean, Red Riding Hood.I’m not really your grandmother.’
‘Great news! None of us are poor.’
‘Miliband always looks like a rabbit who’s just realised he’s in Jeanette Winterson’s garden.’
‘The reward used to be food. Now it’s Facebook access for ten minutes.’
‘How much is that dogma in the window?’
‘How long before the prince divorces the princess?’
A fun-sized meal for youngsters
‘Apparently it’s a standard investment portfolio for someone like me with little City experience.’