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More cartoons
Thursday
Panic
‘So, we’re all agreed… we’re going to panic.’
Thursday
Career
‘Well, they’re not calling us career politicians now.’
Immigration
‘Have you tried blaming immigration for your problems?’
Library 2
‘Can I have five quid?’
Skyline
‘Those protestors are ruining the skyline.’
Train 3
‘What? Everyone else works on the train.’
Election
Magazines
Cake 2
‘Remind me to nip in and get some Battenburg on the way home’
Shoes 4
‘Area’s on the up. Jimmy Choo and Christian Louboutin.’
Tunnel 8
‘They got bigger boats and widened the tunnels.’
Stilettos
The seven-league stilettos
Steiff
‘Meet the trouble and Steiff.’
Hen
‘Are you sure about this? Most hens opt for a natural birth.’
Bono
‘Dear Bono…’
Fracking 5
‘Is that trembling with delight — or fracking?’
Poets
‘It’s the damned poets, sir — day and night.’
Fast
‘When you said you wanted to live life in the fast lane, I didn’t think you meant literally.’