Subsidence
‘Ah, you’ve noticed the subsidence.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Cristal
‘Cristal champagne or crystal meth, ma’am?’
Cat 4
‘Mum, Dad, I’m a cat.’
Hs2 2
God 4
‘Don’t look so surprised… everything in the world is controlled through hedge funds these days.’
Model
Work
‘He helps us to work.’
Thursday
Pension Pot
Stone Age Selfie
Bread
‘I’ve always loved nice bread then one day I thought, “I know, why don’t I bake my own?”’
Survey
‘In some ways, he regrets buying that pint of milk.’
Bouncy
‘But we’ve not ordered a bouncy castle.’
Dog 5
Dairy 2
‘You asked to see the cheese board.’
Machines
‘They fill the gap left by the chocolate vending machines that we were forced to get rid of — and they make much more profit.’
Reversing
Snorkelling
‘And this is where the snorkelling adventure took a turn for the worse. You may want to look away.’
Mullet
‘Now that’s a real mullet.’
Love 3
‘I’m going to have to love you, like you on Facebook, connect with you on LinkedIn, follow you on Twitter — and leave you.’