Sheepdog
More cartoons
Thursday
Post 2
‘We’re modernising the postal service.’
Shopping 2
Meth
‘If only we’d invested in crystal meth.’
Bard
‘Can I call you back? I’m in a bard place.’
Apple 2
‘Want to see what the class is saying about you online, sir?’
Boy
‘Don’t go on at the boy — kids have always fought.’
Emergency 4
Baby 5
‘Nothing prepares you for the lack of sleep.’
Wednesday
Box
‘It’s nice, but it’s a little over our price range.’
Selfie 2
The last selfie
Memory
‘They’re short-term memory sticks.’
Wolves
Raised by Wolves...
Licence
‘I’ve lost interest in TV now it’s no longer a criminal offence not to have a licence.’
Bedroom
‘Things are so bad in the bedroom department that she’s started sleeping in a shark cage.’
Marriage 3
‘...in the top drawer on your side of the bed, you dumb schmuck!’
World
Sleepwalk
‘Don’t wake him up — sleepwalking is the only exercise he gets.’