Kebab
‘I’d invite you in, but as we’ve already had sex behind the kebab van I don’t see there’s much point.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Lanzarote
‘This is what I was dreading — not having to fly home.’
Nanotechnology
Right
‘He moved to the right before he got old.’
Vacancy
‘Apart from your generation’s over-inflated sense of self-worth, what else makes you the best candidate for this vacancy?’
Listen 2
‘I wish you’d get a job at GCHQ — then you might actually start to listen to me.’
Thursday
Husband
‘As we all know, Jeffrey was an alcoholic… erm… sorry… workaholic’
Fly
‘Apart from making a buzzing noise and an inability to find an open window, what else do you do?’
Door
‘My door is always open, Tracy. Could you get someone to fix that?’
Dummies 3
‘So, where are we off to today?’
Ecigs
‘Enough of the jewels, potatoes and tobacco, Sir Walter. Tell me more about e-cigarettes.’
Shard
‘That Shard is a monstrosity, don’t you think?’
Spgti
Spreadsheet
‘A spreadsheet on a memory stick would have been fine.’
Talk
‘Why do you say “we’ve got to talk” when what you mean is I’ve got to listen?’
Food 3
‘There’s a brilliant new section on London’s food banks.’
Wife 3
‘Hey — is that your wife in the hotel opposite this hotel?’
Gas
‘Have we tried turning it off and then on again?’
Kippers
‘I’m afraid you can’t smoke here, sir.’